» Personal Hygiene

My mother...
...works in the office of a local GP. There is an old man that comes in once a fortnight for the nurse to clean his arse properly.

I often* wonder who decided on the frequency of said bum washing.

*not that often
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 8:26, More)

» Stupid Dares

There was once this dick...
...in my primary school that ate staples for a dare. Hospital followed.
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 18:12, More)

» Vomit Pt2

Not really a vomit story directly
However I must say that I love that ever present pre-vom moment where the victim creates, and often maintains for the duration, that claw like hand as they initiate the gagging stage of the spewing process.

Admittedly a subtle detail of this unfortunate, yet hilarious, event when a close friend whities at a house party, pub crawl, etc...*

Cast your mind back, it will have been there when you last witnessed a spewer in action.

* Now I'm (technically) a grown up, these instances are few and far between amongst my friends, but with a couple of stag dos coming up this summer I can only hope to witness, and even photograph, this phenomenon.
(Sun 10th Jan 2010, 19:54, More)

» Personal Hygiene

As I type this
I can smell the feet of a work colleague approximately 2 metres away
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 14:00, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

Angus was his name...
I recall a strange lad in my secondary school that would regularly partake in all sorts of random activities. These are the 3 highlights:

- He would bounce a tennis ball from his home to school and home again daily (approximately 2 miles in distance each way)
- He once exposed himself in the girls locker room
- He once wrote his name in his own poop on the 1st floor boys toilets wall. Each letter about a metre high

Don't know what he does now - I'm guessing he's dead.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 11:32, More)