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» I hurt my rude bits
I bruised by arse for a month.
I was walking down the road when I saw some friends of mine, at the same time I saw another set of friends of mine and I ran backwards while talking to them - trying to catch up with my other friends. Banging into a set of stairs and doing a 360 degree flip over them and landing on my arse. My left buttcheek for a whole month was just a bruise, God that hurt.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 12:21, More)
I bruised by arse for a month.
I was walking down the road when I saw some friends of mine, at the same time I saw another set of friends of mine and I ran backwards while talking to them - trying to catch up with my other friends. Banging into a set of stairs and doing a 360 degree flip over them and landing on my arse. My left buttcheek for a whole month was just a bruise, God that hurt.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 12:21, More)
» Darwin Awards
Moving House
My Grandad was moving house and we decided to light a bonfire in his garden to get rid of all of the crap he didn't want. So we filled up an old oil barrel and once it was full covered it in petrol and white spirit.
My Grandad then handed me a lighter (one of those ones with a long end), stood back and told me to light it. I just lit it, within a split second I could see fire coming towards my face and ducked. But it was too late, all my arm, nose, facial and head hair had either been singed or burnt off and my t-shirt was on fire.
(Wed 18th Feb 2009, 11:26, More)
Moving House
My Grandad was moving house and we decided to light a bonfire in his garden to get rid of all of the crap he didn't want. So we filled up an old oil barrel and once it was full covered it in petrol and white spirit.
My Grandad then handed me a lighter (one of those ones with a long end), stood back and told me to light it. I just lit it, within a split second I could see fire coming towards my face and ducked. But it was too late, all my arm, nose, facial and head hair had either been singed or burnt off and my t-shirt was on fire.
(Wed 18th Feb 2009, 11:26, More)