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» Work Experience

Bit boring...
Eons ago, when I was 15, I worked in a restaurant a few nights a week for some dosh to help pay for my schooldays smoking and drinking. On my first night, Chef sent me to the storeroom to get a can of sparrows milk, he said it was a really tiny tin, so I had to look hard for it.

Ha! I shown them - I found one!

Oooh, think my panities are too tight. Just felt something 'pop!'
(Mon 14th May 2007, 19:47, More)

» Why I was late

Sorry I'm late, but.....
There was an elephant in front of my car and no one could get on the motorway. True.

The Circus was in town and had set up next to a motorway roundabout. One of the Elephants escaped and was meandering down the slip road. Bless.
(Sun 1st Jul 2007, 11:53, More)