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i was at a gas station and was a bit low on small bills, so i walked up to the cashier

i handed him a 20, and asked for it back in small change

he turns on heel, walks into the backroom, and 5 minutes later gives me a bag weighing about 5 or 6 pounds
i look inside and see it filled with quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies, a few hundred coins in all

he refused repeatedly to take it back and give me cash, so i had to go to the supermarket nearby and make a fool of myself pouring a big as fuck bag of change into the machine to get $20 in bills
(Wed 28th Jun 2006, 5:46, More)