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Its fun to sit on your arse doing nout, well i say doing nout, i get stoned with my mates and playing computer games or watching dvd's.

The life of an unemployed stoner :P

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» The Worst Journey in the World

GNER and the Daft Woman
Gotta be standing up all the way from Newcastle to London on a GNER train.

Reserved a seat, as you do, managed to get a nice window seat with a table going backwords - perfection, well unless you count the woman and her party sat in my seat! Now, this normaly wouldnt be a problem, just find another seat and tell the guard when he comes past, you did pay after all - guard comes by
"sorry, there isnt anything i can do"
"but i paid for the seat!?!"
"im sorry, she has been seated there since endenbough, i cant move them now"
"how about finding me a seat then?"
"there is none avalable appart from first class sir"
"move me to first class then, if seen it done before" (which is a lie)
"sorry sir" and with that he walked off

thank bob i got a seat on the tube cos my legs felt light jelly after that lol

no appologies for lenght but its nice to get it off my chest :P
(Fri 8th Sep 2006, 10:20, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Rape - its no laughing matter, sometimes
I got accused of raping my ex-girlfriend by her mother, the police came around and everything.
Luckly they saw sense and charged the mother with wasting police time.

They moved shortley after that, havnt seen them since
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 23:58, More)