» Awesome Sickies

I wish I had invented
my stay in hospital after an asthma attack.
My work decided during this time that I was to be made redundant and sent me the notice so that I got it the day I came out of hospital, nice people.


Edit - cunts
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 21:46, More)

» Body Mods

Sorry that this isn't a story
but why has this QOTW just turned into people posting "I have 3 piercings and 2 tattoos, blah blah blah."
No-one cares, this is supposed to be funny stories about Body Mods going wrong, not just boasting about what you have, got to BME for that.
And Humpy whatever his name is sounds like a tosser.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 16:57, More)

» Other people's diaries

Work emails
Seem to be a pretty common thing here, but I still need to add my story.

My last work werent exactly good with security, and neither were my colleagues (even though the work involved maintaining a website)

When finding out I could get access to some email and stuff, I got quite interested in one colleague.

She was having this "sexual" fling with a guy over the internet and all of the dirty sordid details were on her computer. Naked pictures she had sent to him (and some other guys), various emails but worst of all were some saved IM conversations.
See, she used to use IM during work hours, and one saved conversation was him saying how he loved to tell her to go to the toilet and make herself cum.

I couldnt really look her in the eye after seeing the naked pictures and never used the toilet after her either.

My advice is just don't do it, you'll probably see things that will haunt you forever.
(Sat 3rd Feb 2007, 17:29, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

College
Unfortunately the weird people don't disappear when you leave school.

One guy in my class just now is interesting, great guy but comes out with the strangest things.

When asked what our sinuses are for, he answered "to make our heads lighter"

and just today I was telling him that I work in promotions-
"so where do you do this propaganda"
"promotions"
"ah, same thing really"

Makes us smile though

P.S. I totally agree about the comment below about bullying, "special needs" people have a mental disability, it's not their fault and it's not nice to laugh at them for it.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 18:15, More)

» My Collection

bar postcards!
I collect them too, although I don't take more than one of each.Them and flyers cause I think they are quite important in terms of the amount of work and artistic talent that goes into them.
I did have a cool display of them on the wall but I've not put it back up since I moved.
I collect these more for an art reason than anything else though.
(Mon 15th Jan 2007, 19:50, More)