» Running away

Smarter than your average ape.
I legged it when I was about 8 after a silly row with my parents over something, I packed a plastic bag with all my favorite He-Man figures and away I went - down to the local field.
My Parents could see me from the house and I could hear them laughing too.
It didn't seem so funny when they realised I had also taken 500 Quid from my dads secret money hiding place and I was asking passers by for a lift by offering them a wodge of cash.

Get in!
(Wed 16th Aug 2006, 12:37, More)

» Mugged

Walking through the streets of Dublin
I heard a shout from behind me, as I turned around this chap said "come down this lane" and I replied, "eh, what? no!" to which he replied "there's 3 of my mates down here who are going to take that bag off your back" so I said "well, now I'm definitely not going fucking down there am I?"

Idiot.
(Wed 21st Jun 2006, 11:04, More)