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Not me but my mates
On holiday last week my mate Neil walks past little Timmy sat on the floor, he then announces hes 'picking some flowers' and farts pretty much in Timmys mouth. He does this daily to anybody whos near him, bare arse or through boxers. He also smacks you in the face with his sweaty arse when you're sleeping.
I swear i've felt the wetness of his arsebiscuits on the end of my tongue more than once.

My other mate Mark lays on his stomach and rips out 3-5 second dry farts followed by a little squeaky wet one.
In manchester airport he did one (but stood up of course) and a little kid started crying 'daddy make it stop'.

Also *pop* for a long time lurker, you guys have got me through college and uni and actually got me chucked out of the library for chortling.

Length? You aint seen nothin yet!
(Sun 15th Jul 2007, 19:09, More)