» The most cash I've ever carried

Worrying
After being out one night I went to a lock-in at a pub where my friend was the only bar staff for the night.

I went to microwave some Doritos, as you do, and found they were using the microwave as a safe and there was hundreds of pounds in bundles of notes in there.

I had to balance the bundles in my drunken arms whilst proceeding to burn the Doritos, almost set off the fire alarm, before chucking all the bundles back in the 'safe'.

Incidently I dropped the plate of Doritos on the floor, so my efforts were in vain :(

Good times, good times.
(Wed 28th Jun 2006, 1:43, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Forgot I didn't have a flat in Belfast anymore...
...a few times this year after nights out.

Slept in 2006
-in the landing/stairwell of my old flat building
-in The Rotterdam pub
-The dining floor of Belfast's City Hospital
-beside some plastic swans


(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 22:25, More)