» Bastard Colleagues

my Bastard colleagues (sex mad girls)
not just one, but 3.

I once worked in a restaurant as a waiter.. it was a great job, but there was one problem.

..when i started the job, 3 of the girls who already worked there , wanted me.

Im a professional and i dont fool around with staff at work, even if they do happen to be beautiful young women.



SO heres the problem, i try and keep things stricly above the trouser line... but oh no, these girls would not leave me alone.

colleague no.1

..pounced on me at work in the kitchen one nite when we were closing up, she just grabbed me and started putting her tongue in my mouth.. it led to sex everyweek..usually on a Saturday nite after closing up the restaurant(she was a part-time student you see)

Colleague no.2

... innocently invited me out to a niteclub after work one nite... the club was quite empty and we were sitting in a booth ..after a few drinks and a chat - she said to me " do you believe in "free love" " .. and before i could say anything, she too put her tongue in my mouth... this went on for years after.. we'd have sex whenever we got the chance.

colleague no.3

...was a chef at the restaurant and she was always starring at me when i looked up... being a real professional i paid no mind. but then at another chefs birthday party.. we ended up on the couch of the party giver, at the end of the evening, she proceeded to undo my trousers and then went on to give me a blowJOB!! I was terribly disgusted at this unprofessional behavior. .. we also had a sex buddy relationship going on after this nite..for around 5months.

I mean come on... what a complete bunch of bastard colleagues!.. how the hell is a man to get any work done when you have SEX MAD women like this working with you

they're all bastards
(Mon 28th Jan 2008, 2:21, More)

» Barred

RACIAL CHIPS
I was barred from a TURKISH / ARAB / ISLAMIC CHIP SHOP / TAKEAWAY



..thats confusing eh, but they all look the same to me.

So anyway ... i thought id stand up for all people who ever used this Takeaway - you see the men who work there are ignorant, arrogant, unpleasant assholes who hate anyone who is not of their country.

This is Britain mate - we drink Tea and we say please, thankyou.. cheers mate have a good day.

So after getting a cold reception from the big ARAB behind the counter and looking behind me at the big queue of people...

I said " hey mate, how come you and all your staff are utter assholes, with no manners "

To this, him and the other 4 Turkish arab looking dudes say " YOU!... GET!! YOU OUT... WHITE SHIT!!... GET OUT OF WHITE SHIT, you dont like it, GET HELL WHITE PIG SHIT "

... i exited the store before they threw stuff at me.. but before i did, everyone in the queue .. CHEERED!!!

IM BARRED, BUT HEY... i made a little sacrafice for a FUTURE of better service( maybe) for the people.
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 16:37, More)

» I witnessed a crime

The BIGGEST CRIME of all TIME EVER EVER!!
Well our story starts at the beginning of time really..

..and hasnt ended yet.

The crime i speak of is one of ignorance.

and i witness it everywhere, i too am guilty.

We are all witnesses to the biggest crime ever of all time.

and it is going on right underneath our noses.

Its the blatant abuse and manipulation of mainstream media companies who are lying to us and have been lying to us for too long.

Our points of view and beliefs are so distorted because of all the lies we are brainwashed with everyday.

Powerful men, with no souls.. control us with their powerful companies.. providing us with entertainment and distractions so great that there is no time left to spare after being entertained for so long.. theres no time left to think!

Think!

All is well with us
but our shit is being dished out on others while we sit back comforted by the fact that we have distractions.

soon.. the war will come to our own doorsteps
soon.. the zeitgeist will come

..its all going to change - CRIME SOLVED -


(Mon 18th Feb 2008, 17:16, More)