» British Slang Dictionary

how rude!
baba is Sheffield for shit (not very good)

my Mrs uses the expression wide-on, a female version of a hard-on.
(Wed 27th Jan 2016, 11:31, More)

» Street Life

contrast
Went to San Fransisco and saw a begger pretty much dying in the gutter, then a limousine drove past.
(Fri 10th Jul 2015, 13:31, More)

» UFOs and close encounters

3 SIGHTINGS
I've seen 3 "orbs": that is UFO's that are perfectly spherical lights.
2 white and one bright red on three separate occasions and definitely not planes, satellites, or Chinese lanterns.

I've actually done a lot of reading about the subject and I think we are being visited by aliens, I'm pretty convinced the crash happened at Roswell.
Sorry not a funny anecdote but the truth.
(Fri 2nd May 2014, 15:25, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

Liam
Met Liam Gallagher backstage to a small band in Liverpool, just before they were mega-famous and I was a student only 19, bless!

Nice chap, said hello,
upon hearing my northern accent he came up close and said "these fucking scousers are doing my head in" referring to a bunch of chavs hanging around the room,
awestruck I desperately tried to think of something to say
I piped "I hope you never die"!
"yeah man live forever! Its like that song" - bursts into song (lovely singing but not Oasis tune, shame I can't remember it)

seemed a nice chap. Had real trouble writing liam for my mate as an autograph, printed it like a 4 year old!
He left the room, my mate nicked his fags!
lol
(Fri 6th Dec 2013, 12:48, More)

» The Credit Crunch

bit of banker
Well as I'm a big fat cat banker.
I'm rich, rich I tell you
Mwahahahahahahahahahahha!
(Thu 22nd Jan 2009, 12:26, More)