b3ta.com user The Blue Aardvark
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My Sig needs to be updated.

Profile: Somewhat too round.

Things I have confessed to on B3ta:

Myspace thing
, not that I've worked out what to do with it yet...

I appear to be involved in this:

And now for some quiz-type things.

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

I am nerdier than 96% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!Damn. Where did I go wrong?

You are .inf You are informative.  When you are gone you make life very difficult for others.
Which File Extension are You?

You are amazon.com You are the first person people go to when they need something.  People have confidence in you.  You like free shipping.
Which Website are You?

You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been.
Which OS are You?

You are FORTRAN You are an old-timer who likes math and science.  Many have heard of you, but few care about you any more
Which Programming Language are You?

My computer geek score is greater than 100% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

You are GODFREY UGO. You are the Chairman of the Contract Debt Investigation and Payment Commission for the government of Nigeria.  You have $200 Million that you wish to give away 25%. Your business is 100% risk free.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

How evil are you?

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Best answers to questions:

» Encounters with Royalty

The Duchess and I...
Once upon a time, there was a young blue aardvark, and he was selected to be the Duchess of Kent's page boy for an honorary degree ceremony. "OK, so I get to meet royalty," he thought, little knowing that he would be forced to wear the outfit associated with the role. Anyone who knows me will have problems imagining me wearing this green & gold number, and I never had the legs for stockings... I was mercilessly mocked by my little brother about this. His glee lasted for about a year, until he got volunteered into performing the same duty, and I took plenty of photographs. I even sent some off to HRH, and got a nice letter back.

What did I get in return for my humiliation? An encyclopedia, autographed by HRH herself, using just her first name. I've probably still got it somewhere. Does this put me on first-name terms with her? I doubt it somehow.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 13:37, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Babies and Porn
How young is too young for your offspring to watch their first porno? The Littlest Aardvark's first porno extravaganza was at age (approx) three months, as Mrs Aardvark had buggered off for the weekend, leaving me looking after Junior.

The movies in question were, I seem to recall:
* "Strip, Tease & Fuck" -- shite. Utter, utter shite.
* "Coconut holiday" (I think). Rather better.

I cannot recall which of them *he* preferred, however.
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 18:07, More)

» Barred

Student Union Bar
Two reasons:

(1) Going drinking with a garter snake and watching it try to make off with a friend's JD
(2) Singing louder than the jukebox.
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 12:18, More)