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Yep.. I'm on Myspace.. No I'm not Emo...

Oh Go on then... My other Music(ish) Site:

I Am also A Proud Member of The Apple Anarchy Underground... Founded with Billybarneybobs and Niceandwarmandhot who created this lully-Biscuits Badge

I Am Chief Armoury Officer Hurrahs!
Apparently though Using a Mac =

Thanks to Billybarneybobs

King Garry I of Swandanavia, has pronounced me: Sir Spenface of Swandanavia, Commander of the Southern Armies. I am Very Proud.

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» Insults

Just ten Minutes ago
One of My best Mates Kym E-Mailed me a story in which she states:

'they looked at me like I was some kind of Glowing Paedophile'

I fecking love that Girl...
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 16:11, More)

» Insults

Oooh another one...
About a friend of mine who had annoyed everyone who lived with him...
"He must Communicate using Smell"

Kudos to my housemate for that one... Short but still achingly funny to me...
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 14:07, More)

» Insults

Coupla Mine
'You are a Prince amongst Kings'

'Did you Parents have any healthy Kids?'

'Ahhh the first child born of Anal Copulation.'

But my Current Fave:
'You do this for free... The circus usually charges me 50p to see things like you'
Which can be shortened to the Simple.
'Circus Ugly'

And all without any Cunting Swears...
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 13:58, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

5 Years, One Month 30 Days.

This site nearly got me sacked from a succession of dull office jobs, whilst making them bearable enough that I didn't crush my skull in the lid of the photocopier. Now, sadly, I have a grown up(ish) job and have to actually do work and can't dick around on here for days at a time.

My first day on here was 'No Goats Thursday' with all the hilarity that provided.

Never was any good at shopping or owt, but my most proudest moment was suggesting that a very prominent member was a 'Pedantichrist'... seems it stuck... wonder if they remember that?

Happy 10 Fuckers!
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 21:17, More)