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Okay, so a snagged frenulum is quite common from reading these posts (btw gentleman, the only way to successfully avoid its recurrence is to have a circumcision - some of your descriptions of zip damage pale into insignificance on seeing big black stitching and gaping woundage around your head. My ever so funny doctor advised me against having erections 'for a while' - like we can help it!)

But a vasectomy while not exactly majorly painful was v. weird. You know from the pressure (not the pain, the local takes care of that) that your testicles themselves are outside your scrotum and are being sliced into. The next thing is the smell of burning flesh as they cauterize the ends of the interstitial tubes. Then afterwards you see the black and blue bruising which makes you look like your plums have been in a vice. But the worst thing ever about the whole experience was being told I needed a pant with a 'stronger gusset' - makes me blush just thinking about it.
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 18:03, More)