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I'm a dirt poor student, I do zoology I'm 19
, I'm only here because I'm not at university at the moment and horrendously bored
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I'm a dirt poor student, I do zoology I'm 19
, I'm only here because I'm not at university at the moment and horrendously bored
The one of two pictures there is of me on teh interwub
Recent front page messages:
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» Dumb things you've done
Alcohol
and all of this is what I can remember from the last 12 weeks,
Turning up to the bar at 6 o' clock drunk out my tiny mind, stroll up to a lecturer I have on Tuesdays, brain wave. I subtly tell him I'll "See you next Tuesday" at least I thought i was being subtle, as it turns out I raised my voice to compensate for the non existent music and was literally screaming at him over and over until a bouncer escorted me out.
I occasionally go swimming in a pond when I get back from this one club.. do not question why. Upon finding it frozen over I punched the ice over and over till there was blood pouring from my hand then went for a wonder around tesco with blood dripping everywhere looking for "DONUTS OR THE BATHROOM" I eventually got lost in the electronics aisle, still bleeding everywhere.
Jumping off the top of some stairs over the railing and compacting my coccyx.
Hiding from my friends I thought I would scare them by leaping off the top of a wall right over their heads! I managed to do this but didn't land it, I have two holes in my elbows where I hit the tarmac (oh yeah it was onto a road) smacked my head on the ground and was out cold for 5 minutes.
Walking around a shopping complex mooning people I thought I knew, I didn't. nearly getting arrested for being D n D and then when the police left I screamed " we beat the mother fucking popo" turns out police do not like being called popo.
Wearing a suit made of cans for Halloween, turns out cut can edges are sharp.. I looked like I had tried to slit my wrist with a wooden chip fork, again alot of blood which I concealed remarkably well.
I'm a walking anti alcohol campaign.
But thats what university is about right?
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 19:01, More)
Alcohol
and all of this is what I can remember from the last 12 weeks,
Turning up to the bar at 6 o' clock drunk out my tiny mind, stroll up to a lecturer I have on Tuesdays, brain wave. I subtly tell him I'll "See you next Tuesday" at least I thought i was being subtle, as it turns out I raised my voice to compensate for the non existent music and was literally screaming at him over and over until a bouncer escorted me out.
I occasionally go swimming in a pond when I get back from this one club.. do not question why. Upon finding it frozen over I punched the ice over and over till there was blood pouring from my hand then went for a wonder around tesco with blood dripping everywhere looking for "DONUTS OR THE BATHROOM" I eventually got lost in the electronics aisle, still bleeding everywhere.
Jumping off the top of some stairs over the railing and compacting my coccyx.
Hiding from my friends I thought I would scare them by leaping off the top of a wall right over their heads! I managed to do this but didn't land it, I have two holes in my elbows where I hit the tarmac (oh yeah it was onto a road) smacked my head on the ground and was out cold for 5 minutes.
Walking around a shopping complex mooning people I thought I knew, I didn't. nearly getting arrested for being D n D and then when the police left I screamed " we beat the mother fucking popo" turns out police do not like being called popo.
Wearing a suit made of cans for Halloween, turns out cut can edges are sharp.. I looked like I had tried to slit my wrist with a wooden chip fork, again alot of blood which I concealed remarkably well.
I'm a walking anti alcohol campaign.
But thats what university is about right?
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 19:01, More)
» My first experience of porn
The first time...
Probably when I decided to check out my dads "Accounts" folder on our first pc, Not alot of accounts in that folder...
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 21:22, More)
The first time...
Probably when I decided to check out my dads "Accounts" folder on our first pc, Not alot of accounts in that folder...
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 21:22, More)