» Dentists

Dr Sleigh
So, local hospital and local anaesthetic for three wisdom teeth. Joy.

The unfortunately named dental torturer then proceeds to kneel on my chest whilst pulling my cheeks back so far I look like fucking Wallace with Wensleydale.

Suffice to say three days later it all goes manky with pus tasting like rotten meat leaking into a mouth that is so swollen I can only feed painkillers in under my upper and over my lower front teeth.

First post over.....

Phew!
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 13:24, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

Bizarre (probably)
Some years ago I worked part-time at Nottingham's best sleaze hole meat market, Rock City. One night the manager, who knew I was responsible (fool), asked me to drive his expensive car to Leicester to collect some microphones for a gig.

I duly drove the 20 miles or so and then got lost in the industrial estate where the hire company was. So, doubling back, I found a 'phone box. Those are things people used before mobile telephones. I scrabbled around for the piece of paper with the hire company number and then looked up to see another number in 6" high black marker pen on the wall of the 'phone box. What number was it? Rock City's.

I then crashed the 20k car on the way back. tee hee.

Not too big.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 15:49, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Another Gem
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGa5JM9GjE

I'll go to bed now, that's enough for now...
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 23:27, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Maxell Misheard Lyrics
Genius

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsmf1LGcpA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 23:17, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Beware the Judderman when the moon is fat
Quite posible the bestest advert ever. Scared the becheesus out of me one night after a few too many tokes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TUOPeNJCK8

worst ever? those cunts who buy any cars
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 21:16, More)