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» Ripped Off
I'm still waiting..
for that lollypop my uncle promised me after brutally raping me up the shitter.
Bastard!
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:26, More)
I'm still waiting..
for that lollypop my uncle promised me after brutally raping me up the shitter.
Bastard!
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:26, More)
» Picky Eaters
Gay
Vegetarians- Gay!
Coeliacs- Gay
Nut allergies- funny but gay
Vegans- Gay than Gaylord McGayGay on the Gayest day of the millennium.
Fruitarians- oh f*ck off you gay
Lactose Intolerant- I hate prejudice in all its forms you big gay!
Anyone who has their steak "well-done"- well done you're a gay!
Women who don't swallow my cum- go lick some carpet you gays!
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 18:15, More)
Gay
Vegetarians- Gay!
Coeliacs- Gay
Nut allergies- funny but gay
Vegans- Gay than Gaylord McGayGay on the Gayest day of the millennium.
Fruitarians- oh f*ck off you gay
Lactose Intolerant- I hate prejudice in all its forms you big gay!
Anyone who has their steak "well-done"- well done you're a gay!
Women who don't swallow my cum- go lick some carpet you gays!
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 18:15, More)
» Ripped Off
erm...
"10 quid" Said the 15 year old prozzy after an hour of huffing and puffing.
"10 quid?" asked I. "You've ripped me off!"
"An hour of sex for 10 quid is not a rip off!" replied the vexed lady of the night.
"No no no!" I cried, "I went in a Cavalier and came out a Roundhead!"
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:24, More)
erm...
"10 quid" Said the 15 year old prozzy after an hour of huffing and puffing.
"10 quid?" asked I. "You've ripped me off!"
"An hour of sex for 10 quid is not a rip off!" replied the vexed lady of the night.
"No no no!" I cried, "I went in a Cavalier and came out a Roundhead!"
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:24, More)
» Picky Eaters
My wedding
My wife had a friend who only eats chips and chocolate. At the dinner instead of the roast beef etc she had a plate of chips. She's 23, blond and well fit. Who says you are what you eat?
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 18:04, More)
My wedding
My wife had a friend who only eats chips and chocolate. At the dinner instead of the roast beef etc she had a plate of chips. She's 23, blond and well fit. Who says you are what you eat?
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 18:04, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
All my inlaws
(apart from my father in law)
It's Serious. My lovley wife, gawd bless ber, has three- count them- three lovley sisters all within the age range 16-20. Her mum is just 40 and also a MILF. Help me here peeps my ball bags are like Grapefruits!!!!!
JIZ!
(Sun 1st Oct 2006, 19:58, More)
All my inlaws
(apart from my father in law)
It's Serious. My lovley wife, gawd bless ber, has three- count them- three lovley sisters all within the age range 16-20. Her mum is just 40 and also a MILF. Help me here peeps my ball bags are like Grapefruits!!!!!
JIZ!
(Sun 1st Oct 2006, 19:58, More)