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» Oldies vs Computers

Tech support pls...
My printer & scanner have packed up since I installed broadband. I am told by the folk at work that upgrading both machine and maybe myself is the only answer... I ran FoxPro for DOS once and was quite good at it. I am 39 for a bit longer... Rock 'n' roll CDs seem very cheap in the garages these days...

Can I suggest "The Greatest Person I have Ever Known?" Reason: "Nice"

Thanks for a very amusing site by the way xxx
(Tue 26th Sep 2006, 22:19, More)

» Useless advice

The old man, God bless him, and...
me aged 15/16, camping holiday, little bro & Ma elsewhere, so we've been down to the local and had one of the first good chats about life, the universe et al. But he's also spotted that a young lady has been eyeing me up all night (I see it now, but I didn't see it then, d'accord).

Which presumably prompted his comment, back under canvas, as we were settling down to sleep: "Son, always use a sheath when you are with a woman".

WTF? At the time I honestly thought he was talking about knights and dragons, so asked no further questions.

I think I realised what a sheath was at about the same time that I realised that the lady had been interested in me (ie, about now, too many years later!)

By the way, does anyone use "rubber johnnies" any more?
(Sun 22nd Oct 2006, 22:51, More)

» Debt pron

If you want my money and you think I'm sexy...
can anyone confirm (or deny) that Rod Stewart once said that he wouldn't be marrying again, just walking up to a lady in the street and buying her a house?
(Thu 30th Nov 2006, 22:45, More)