» Stuff You've Overheard

My girlfiend was on holiday in Indonesia
one evening, through the thin walls of her hostal room she heard a couple getting friendly in the corridoor, muffled giggles and moans made their way past her door and fell into the room next to hers. She couldn't stop herself listening, the walls were thin and the couple were loud. A matter of seconds went by before the girl let out the harrowing cry, in a pefectly Essex accent; "Nigel, NIGEL! STOP! ... you've still got your sovereigns on!"
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 13:07, More)

» Best Comebacks

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Accusation : 'You're a cunt'
Comeback : 'You are what you eat. Prick'

(thought of about 10 minutes after the accusation)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:24, More)

» Dad Jokes

It's dad 'threats' that get me....
You say "Do I have to put the bins out?"
He says "I'll put YOU out in a minute!"

This kind of makes sense, but it doesn't just stop there.

There are out right abuse threats...
You say "I'm going to a club tonight"
He says "I'll club YOU in a minute!"

Then there's the deeply worring...
You say "Can you pass me the butter?"
He Says "I'll butter YOU in a minute!"

And finally the plain nonsensical...
You say "I'm tired, I'm off to bed"
He says "I'll tired YOU in a minute!" ?!?

It's like he heard a similar threat once and rather than just using it verbatum, he decided to break it down and replicate it's use of the verb in the hope of ensuing hilarity.

pillock
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:39, More)