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» How clean is your house?

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As a kid I used to go fishing with my Dad every Sunday, until I started growing pubes and finding other more exciting things to do.

One Saturday, my Dad mentioned going fishing the next day as usual and was about to get the gear out of the shed. I showed my lack of interest and he realised that as I didn't want to go, and he didn't want to go alone, the Dad/Son fishing relationship was over.

Fast forward to around 8 years later - and my Mum is nagging my Dad to clear out the shed. I help out and take out the dusty old cobwebby fishing gear.

I notice the litre icecream tub we used to keep maggots in was not empty.

Curiousity got the better of me and I opened it - to be met with the sight of thousands of mummified flies, all packed in there in a solid mass like an enormous eccles cake from hell.
(Sat 27th Mar 2010, 10:59, More)

» The Police II


(Mon 9th May 2011, 15:44, More)

» Vandalism

I once added an "I" to a "TO LET" sign to make it read TOILET
lololololol lmao good times oh my word yes
(Thu 7th Oct 2010, 15:20, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Incoming moan and yes I see the irony
"I love this advert lol: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g"
"I hate this advert grrr: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8"

This isn't really telling us about TV adverts is it? Come on, at least say what the advert is that you are linking to, to save the trouble of having to click on the fucking thing and see it. Feel free to add why you hate/love it.

I am a cunt.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 14:48, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Chrimbo, Chrimbles or anything else that adds a fucking horrendous Steve Wright in the FUCKING afternoon type cosy cuteness to that end of year pigfest
"Ooh have to get me chrimbo shop done", "What you getting for Chrimbo?"

For Christmas.
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 15:04, More)
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