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DIY Fashion
When I was 7 or 8 went to a Hallowe'en party as a mummy. My mum just used a roll of toilet paper wound around my body, sadly 10 mins after I got there it all started unravelling. By the time I was collected at the end of the party I was shivering in the scout hall in my vest and pants.
(Tue 29th Aug 2006, 11:32, More)

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Clumsy Ballerina
I was barred from ballet at the age of three, I accidentally tripped one of the three blind mice up during a recital/performance.

I wasn't allowed to play tennis at school because I was so bad at it. I was ball girl for three years.

I was barred from judo for being a wimp.

My sixth form college was barred for life from the whole chain of Trusthouse Forte hotels after setting off a firework inside one hotel at our leavers ball.

And my friend was thrown out of playschool at the age of three for telling the teacherlady to fuck off.
(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 14:12, More)