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» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

sekseh vidy-o tiem
i broke up with a short-time girl after i thought i had it made.. we made movies, took loads of photos and generally became pornographers.. until she called me at half 10 one saturday morning "it's not you, it's" "yeah what the hell ever, f*ck off" within about an hour of STUPID drinking i was a shadow of my former self, proclaiming "WHO WANNST TO SSEE THEESH VIDDEOSH?!?" my housemate told me she was moving out due to my outlandish approach to the matter (as a threat.. i let her go).. a reasonable couple of hours showing for the boys and girls that were there followed (i must stress i was 22 at the time and she was 18).. embarassed?

it's not massive at the best of times

looking back i am SUCH a tw*t

edit: just read that through.. she can die, and I RAWK!
(Sat 21st Jul 2007, 4:21, More)

» Evil Pranks

back in the days of living with my sister, her boyfriend would occasionally turn up with his days catch from the local river, which we would then proceed to gut, cook and eat for a treat.. when it was my turn to prepare said fish, i remembered that we had friends coming over for a visit.. i wisely spent 10 good minutes smearing the fish blood from the tips of my fingers, all the way to my elbows and patiently waited... as soon as i saw them walking down the path, i grabbed the largest knife and stumbled out of the door with a look of fear on my face... "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" i proclaimed.... they ran.. pfft! made me laugh :D
(Mon 17th Dec 2007, 17:01, More)