» Call Centres

I used to work for a bank call centre...
.... highlights include -

Cust - What happened to my fucking dole payment?! Why have you bastards stolen it?
Me - I have 8 separate withdrawls here from the local casino ATM last night which withdrew the full amount. Would that have been you sir?
Cust - Shit I knew I shouldn't have got drunk. (slightly more depressing was that I could see his payment include child benefit)

or

Cust - So I've spent the $10000 with my credit card... so do I just throw it in the bin now?
Me - Um, you can but you have to continue to make repayments.
Cust - Repayments?

or

Cust - why the hell is there thousands been withdrawn from my home loan????
Me - That would be the monthly interest charge.
Cust - what the fuck are you talking about?!! What charges???




I kid you not! I know banks are cunts but pleeeese don't make it any harder on yourself and learn to read and count to ten. And be nice to the person on the phone. It's not easy explaining rudimentary financials to morons all day and i was always happy to extend credit and clear cheques early for someone who was actually polite.
(Wed 9th Sep 2009, 15:12, More)

» Secret Santa

Today at 8pm
The poor girl who got me as a secret santa will be opening their tastefully wrapped gift and discovering a real.... kangaroo scrotum.

Sounds like a hideous gift? Well for your information it has been crafted to form a delightful coin purse. Something every girl about town needs!


My first post... woo!
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 10:56, More)