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Likes maths and shit.
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» Best Graffiti Ever
Meanwhile in Cambridge...
In a bookshop in Cambridge there was a very long line of erudite satire from different people, which didn't really interest me; but below one annoyed reader had written ``I fucking hate this intellectual graffiti'' the nice part was that someone had obligingly replied below ``Baz was here.''
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:26, More)
Meanwhile in Cambridge...
In a bookshop in Cambridge there was a very long line of erudite satire from different people, which didn't really interest me; but below one annoyed reader had written ``I fucking hate this intellectual graffiti'' the nice part was that someone had obligingly replied below ``Baz was here.''
(Fri 4th May 2007, 15:26, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
I've another actually...
my then girlfriend decided to instigate some dirty talk but wanted suggestions. However, with her you couldn't say anything that wasn't an answer... even if you actually need to be in the mood to think of something particularly sexy (she got angry for no reason). So anyways, being young I groped around for the first thing I could think of and being young this was Japanese in schoolgirl uniforms.
Surprisingly swapping dirty chatter about this sort of thing was getting me turned on. Noticing this, said girl jumps up, acuses me of being a pedophille and rants and raves.
Still don't quite know why she did this.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 13:30, More)
I've another actually...
my then girlfriend decided to instigate some dirty talk but wanted suggestions. However, with her you couldn't say anything that wasn't an answer... even if you actually need to be in the mood to think of something particularly sexy (she got angry for no reason). So anyways, being young I groped around for the first thing I could think of and being young this was Japanese in schoolgirl uniforms.
Surprisingly swapping dirty chatter about this sort of thing was getting me turned on. Noticing this, said girl jumps up, acuses me of being a pedophille and rants and raves.
Still don't quite know why she did this.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 13:30, More)
» Faking it
I hate to let people down...
I'm the type who really enjoys telling stories and relating to people; so I always feel terrible preventing someone from doing the same by saying "Yeah, I already know this".
It wastes a lot of time in tutorials and I've got friends from whom I've heard the same stories about ten times but more often than not I'm just happier keeping quiet about it.
So, I fake interest and ignorance all the time.
(Wed 16th Jul 2008, 12:30, More)
I hate to let people down...
I'm the type who really enjoys telling stories and relating to people; so I always feel terrible preventing someone from doing the same by saying "Yeah, I already know this".
It wastes a lot of time in tutorials and I've got friends from whom I've heard the same stories about ten times but more often than not I'm just happier keeping quiet about it.
So, I fake interest and ignorance all the time.
(Wed 16th Jul 2008, 12:30, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
With an ex-girlfriend...
... she got drunk at a party, which means she turns into a very nasty person indeed. I tend to try and stay away from her when she's drunk because she usually punches me.
But she'd decided she'd have sex with me and I was too scared to argue so we nuded up and I tried to cum as quickly as I could to get it over with so I could run away, before she threw up on me or something else. Crappy job done (I didn't care; she wouldn't remember it anyway) I ran off and spent the rest of the night playing Halo 2 co-op.
Length? It was difficult to work up any at all.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 11:41, More)
With an ex-girlfriend...
... she got drunk at a party, which means she turns into a very nasty person indeed. I tend to try and stay away from her when she's drunk because she usually punches me.
But she'd decided she'd have sex with me and I was too scared to argue so we nuded up and I tried to cum as quickly as I could to get it over with so I could run away, before she threw up on me or something else. Crappy job done (I didn't care; she wouldn't remember it anyway) I ran off and spent the rest of the night playing Halo 2 co-op.
Length? It was difficult to work up any at all.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 11:41, More)