» Shoplifting

the opposite of shoplifting?
like chickenlady I've never shoplifted.

However, once I was buying a book from waterstones and when I got home I found the till person had accidently put another book in the bag. After reading the back of said book I decided I wanted it, so instead of just keeping it, I went into waterstones, told the person what had happened and PAID FOR THE BOOK.

Yup, I could have just kept it but I decided to pay for it.
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 11:48, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

judo suits
one day when I was very, VERY young, like nursery school young, my brothers decided to put me and my best friend (who was male) into their old judo suits and make us fight each other (this sounds dodgy). However, cause we were young and weak they didn't think any real damage would come from it... however, I got told to cross my arms, so I did, then, my friend proceeded to kick me in the vagina, and fuck me, it hurt.

that seriously taught me never, EVER to cross my arms when battling in judo suits.
(Sun 29th Apr 2007, 20:23, More)

» Childhood Ambitions

fire engine
In the infants we were all asked what we wanted to be when we grow up. I wanted to be a pharmacist mainly because I thought it sounded clever (my mum had told me what it was and I thought, I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT). However, one boy decided he was going to be a fire engine, that's right, not a fireman, but a fire engine.
(Thu 29th Mar 2007, 12:08, More)

» Pet Peeves

grrrr
iPods and iTunes.

I had a Creative, it hated me and decided crashing was fun until eventually 5 months after I got it it stopped working completely.

I got a second Creative, that started fucking up after I had it for a week. Less then a month later I took it back to exchange it for something else. I was told the best thing to get was an ipod. Now, I've always had a hatred for the little buggers hence never having had one before so I did feel quite dirty getting one. Now, after actually using an ipod for 3 or 4 months now I can safetly say. I hate the stupid piece of donkey spunk, the sound level is much lower then any other mp3 player I've had (please note, I turn my music right down when I'm on public transport if I use it at all) the wheel thing is a fucking piece of wank, honestly for some reason it always seems to skip about when I'm trying to select something and now onto ITunes....

Why, oh why, do Apple INSIST I use ITunes to put music on to MY ipod? Do I not get a choice on what media player I use anymore? I wouldn't mind but ITunes is the most infuriating thing since something that made me really fucking angry. It took me 4 fucking hours to convert all my music and then put the songs I wanted on to my ipod only for it then to delete it all when I tried to add another song. Yes I was being thick but I wouldn't have had that problem if I could have used the media player I WANTED TO.

Sorry for excessive use of the word fuck.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 23:27, More)

» Dumb things you've done

How did I forget this one?
I once managed to spill a drink all over the laptop my mum had been given off the school she works at to do her planning etc and completely knackered it, wouldn't work AT ALL.

Best bit is I had to wait til the next morning to tell her what had happened, the next morning being her birthday.
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 1:37, More)