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Jessbots tits grimefloor?
A little about me...
My real name is Simon.
I am the flid on the right:
My favourite disease is the gank.
Current favourite words are:
** Mongled
** Squishmitten
Here's the best dish it is humanly possible to make using conventional culinary skills and not resorting to black magic. I invented this...
Wagyu beef teppanyaki with
tempura battered banana,
sweet chilli soy sauce and
shaved bitter chocolate.
Read this poem, it's great:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said:—Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
S'good, innit?
Blahdywoo...
Aside from gibbering like a monkey, I enjoy playing jazz and technical hardcore on my lovely drums, creating advanced aircraft propulsion concepts, talking about random stuff, drinking heavily, researching generalised artificial intelligence, laughing til my head falls off and lots of filthy canoodling.
I'd like to be your friend, so email me at scausten over on the gmail.com thingy.
Bye bye!
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Jessbots tits grimefloor?
A little about me...
My real name is Simon.
I am the flid on the right:
My favourite disease is the gank.
Current favourite words are:
** Mongled
** Squishmitten
Here's the best dish it is humanly possible to make using conventional culinary skills and not resorting to black magic. I invented this...
Wagyu beef teppanyaki with
tempura battered banana,
sweet chilli soy sauce and
shaved bitter chocolate.
Read this poem, it's great:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said:—Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
S'good, innit?
Blahdywoo...
Aside from gibbering like a monkey, I enjoy playing jazz and technical hardcore on my lovely drums, creating advanced aircraft propulsion concepts, talking about random stuff, drinking heavily, researching generalised artificial intelligence, laughing til my head falls off and lots of filthy canoodling.
I'd like to be your friend, so email me at scausten over on the gmail.com thingy.
Bye bye!
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» Failed
Totally fucked up my degree
Physics at Imperial College London, doing ok first two years, spectacular practical work (discovered a potential Dyson Sphere using the European Space Agency ISO telescope, and built a flying machine with no moving parts) etc.
Long story short, went mad, nearly arrested, ended up broke and in hospital, told that I'd failed the day I was at induction for my Masters.
Sad story. Shrivelled.
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 12:03, More)
Totally fucked up my degree
Physics at Imperial College London, doing ok first two years, spectacular practical work (discovered a potential Dyson Sphere using the European Space Agency ISO telescope, and built a flying machine with no moving parts) etc.
Long story short, went mad, nearly arrested, ended up broke and in hospital, told that I'd failed the day I was at induction for my Masters.
Sad story. Shrivelled.
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 12:03, More)