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I got crushes on practically EVERY female schoolteacher....

There was this one in particular, Sarah... sixth form English teacher... I truly loved her!

Everytime I saw her I noted it and after a while I was able to write her timetable in my planner so I knew where she was every lesson and I regularly appeared where she was going to be. Even when she had a free period I'd find her. It was like I had a radar!

In the mornings on my way to school I knew what time she'd be in and I'd know where she was first (upper or lower school) and I'd check the appropriate car park for her car to see whether she was in or not...

I was incredibly nervous of exams to the point where I had to take sedatives, so she spent a lot of time with me calming me down... It was making me worse!!

She was married with 2 beautiful little girls though...

My last ever lesson in sixth form was with her too and I cried my eyes out...

She gave me a hug when I passed my English A level result though... A glorious moment...

I also had a crush on one of my university english lecturers as well... her voice just did something to me!

I'm a girl by the way... so each was really rather inappropriate!

Never apologise!
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 14:36, More)