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Spewed on pregnant missus
I've always hated visitng the in-laws. On this particular occasion, her sister's boyfriend also happened to be there. Both bored out of our skulls, we decided to nip down the local for a couple about 9pm. Eight or nine pints or Stella later, we staggered back and went straight to bed. I woke up about 3 with no idea where I was or how to get to the bathroom, all I knew was that I had to empty my guts. Halfway through clambering over the missus (who also happened to be heavily pregnant at the time) I spewed, and spewed good. She woke up screaming, waking up the whole house with her. Managed to cover her, the duvet, sheets and ruin a rather expensive matress. Needless to say, this didn't improve the relationship with her parents much...
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:42, More)