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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Some friends and I set fire to
some gorse bushes on a hillside near our homes when we were about 15. We then put the blaze out (it got quite big quite quickly), lied about seeing some boys running away from thee scene, and got a photo and story in the local paper, together with a certificate of commendation from the fire chief and an offer of compensation for singed clothing from the community association. We declined the money but accepted the praise. /shameful
(Mon 14th Feb 2005, 13:39, More)

» I just don't get it

text language.
It's the electrnic equivalent of writing in crayon.
On a related note, smileys. If you're so inarticulate as to need a smiley face to clarify the sentiment of your writing then don't write. In fact, don't breathe.

People who say "I don't want to offend anyone, but" as a precursor to saying something incredibly offensive. Because of course that's exctly what they wanted to do, and moreover they want to prepare everyone for the potential offensiveness just to be sure no-one misses it.

Tories, capitalism, women, men, competitivenes, air-conditioning on convertible cars. Let's face it, the world's a big, confusing, scary place for me. meep.
(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 0:04, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

She's Electric
by Oasis... reminds me of the alternative lyrics:
She's a spastic, She's got calipers made of grey plastic, And her hair-lip operation was drastic, And she needs a new spine.

Also it reminds me of people taking offense at parties and taking my guitar away.

She's got a brother, He's got one leg longer than the other ...
(Mon 28th Mar 2005, 22:25, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

listened to Honeycrack (yarred it. thankyou limewire)
It reminded me of driving to Reading from Prestatyn at 2am in a knackered VW Passat to see my ex. Then driving back the following day at 3am cos we'd had a row and spilt up. The car broke just as i got home as well. Strangely, I enjoyed listening to the album again anyway. Time heals and all that cliched bollocks.
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 19:59, More)

» Irrational Fears

My penny jar
makes me feel ill. I've had it years now and can't bear to count it out.
And my mate gets seriously freaked out by the holes in crumpets.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 14:29, More)
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