» The Worst Journey in the World

we had to get a new map
One summer when I was about 10 or so, we were embarked on a mighty family summer road trip to "Drive the Oregon Trail." About halfway through Idaho, I realize that I suddenly have to pee. Bad. With no rest stops in sight, and me being at that awkward age where peeing by the side of the road with no bushes to hide behind a traumatic experience, my parents suggest that I find a container in the back seat and relieve myself while we are driving. After some digging under the seat, the best I can come up with is a Dr. Pepper can. Gratefully (yet gingerly), i unzip my pants and wedge the tip of my tiny member into the opening of the can and let loose. To my horror, the sudden increase in pressure prompts my penis to jerk free of the opening of the can, sending a brilliant golden arc across the car...........and onto my mother sitting in the front seat, completely covering her and the map that she is consulting as I vainly attempt to stop the stream.
(Thu 14th Sep 2006, 8:06, More)