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I is having a new job so i won't be on as much!
and here is my new email if you're interested: ivesb28ATgooglemailDOTcom

20000 POSTS!
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20000 Posts

i am also a jaffa silver medalist!

Cabin boy on Captain Wow's good ship Pearl Necklace.

not to mention award winning joke teller!

not to mention it actually.....

pixel ivesb by Frunt

Mr. Pineapple did drawed the terrifying ivesbosaurus!

I'm a member of freebs under ground apple dealy

and he painted a fantastical picture of the feared General ivesb!

Life doesn't get much better than that.
I rule!

P.S. I'm a proud member of mums

and i promise to leave some pennies soon mam!
And mum simpsonized me!

DTH made this at my request:

An, as usual, amazing picture by Mofaha.

and IVV made this excellent picture for me!

and this!

another great vector by Laird Dave Draws

Ace vector by Aphex the Mink

Vectored by Legovend!

an excellent drawing by Heffrey

zombiefied by Happy Toast

Me, mrs Trellis, dad and captain pennis form the feared FUHL's!

oh! and this bloody show!

Check my excellent review by Sonic Broom:

ivesb - Wedgewood Rooms 13th June
Having released the spectacular debut album "The Clunge", expectations are high tonight for the live debut of ivesb.
Things immediately get underway with a Speaker Shredding rendition of "Broam I Love Thee So", and it's clear we're in for a treat tonight.
Three songs before the end, smoke starts coming from one of the amps, and seconds later it bursts into flames.
Ivesb just smiles at this destruction and carries on regardless, to the delight of the audience.

Top night.


Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

well i work in a hospital, so i've seen my share
but i did once speak to an old lady when i was checking the asset number on her bed when she promptly turned into a dead body.
her last words were 'what are you doing my love'
'just checking your bed madam'
i didn't kill her!!
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 10:01, More)

» Will you go out with me?

met my wife at the bus stop at the hospital i work at*.
i haven't got the hang of the question of the week yet.....
*gets coat*

*not mental hospital
(Sun 31st Aug 2008, 20:24, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

I once shook Bernard Cornwells hand.
That's right, THE Bernard Cornwell.
(Mon 24th Sep 2012, 16:46, More)

» Pet Peeves

pretty much everything.
i need help....
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 10:21, More)

» Shoplifting

does it count if you don't realise it?
i went to our local shop to buy an envelope to post a letter and i was so busy wondering if i had enough for a stamp i picked up the envelope and stuck my letter in, bought a stamp and posted it.
oh, the icy dread i felt when i realised i never payed for the envelope!!
i didn't go back for weeks....
(Wed 16th Jan 2008, 9:11, More)
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