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Female,22 23 24 25 (blimey!) studying for a Masters at University of Cambridge. Masters done diddly done, awaiting bad/good/indifferent news. Currently doing a gig on the unemployment line...with a teeny bit of coding work on the side. Got a job in London-town,Wallington (Wally Town) pays ace amounts, passed the Masters. I win at life.
'Pseudo geek' apparently - keen on interwebs, computing, odd bit of programming (umm...Latex :P), gameage etc.
I enjoy a yoke as much as the next man. I have been creating semi-successful talk threads since the beginning of this year. The Pope went down a storm.
This is me as drawn by Dave Laird Draws - it is very good, non? It is also very flattering, as I look like the Elephant Man in real life.
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Inked by the lovely Pasanonic - drawn by me!
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The uber talented in vino veritas vectored me :D
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Female,
'Pseudo geek' apparently - keen on interwebs, computing, odd bit of programming (umm...Latex :P), gameage etc.
I enjoy a yoke as much as the next man. I have been creating semi-successful talk threads since the beginning of this year. The Pope went down a storm.
This is me as drawn by Dave Laird Draws - it is very good, non? It is also very flattering, as I look like the Elephant Man in real life.
BraynDedd invited me to this, since I was born in 1987:
It's watching you:
Inked by the lovely Pasanonic - drawn by me!
The very keen paranoiaman did this lovely pic of me :P :
The wonderful HappyToast zombie-fied me :D
The uber talented in vino veritas vectored me :D
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» Abusing freebies
Ah, I remember one...hmm, maybe more related to last week
My mate and I at the grand old age of 12 were at Royal Cornwall Show (annual agricultural sheep-fuckers fest). There were lots of freebees, but we were actually supposed to be taking notes (I don't know what on to this day). After stuffing our face with free bits of cheese and samples of Cornish cider, my slightly tipsy mate dared me to go into the Natwest tent to see if there were any freebees. Now, this tent looked scary because it had big ass body-guards outside, but I said "Alright". So I went up to the tent and enquired quite loudly: "You got any free stuff?". At that point I noticed the 100+ people gathered inside the tent looking all business like and sitting down listening to a seminar of some sorts, who had all turned around to look at me. The bodyguards, or whoever they were, said to me, "Go away, we have nothing free." And then came the moment of genius improvisation (i.e LIES) which impressed my mate no end....I said, "We've got accounts with you, so you'd better give us something." With much rolling of eyes, one of the guys went into the tent and brought back two pairs of sunglasses and two pieces of cake. Rock on. And that's how I abused Natwest for their freebees.
The joke is on me now, as I actually do have an account with them, and they suck somewhat. Click 'I like this' if you think Natwest should go to hell.
(Thu 8th Nov 2007, 14:54, More)
Ah, I remember one...hmm, maybe more related to last week
My mate and I at the grand old age of 12 were at Royal Cornwall Show (annual agricultural sheep-fuckers fest). There were lots of freebees, but we were actually supposed to be taking notes (I don't know what on to this day). After stuffing our face with free bits of cheese and samples of Cornish cider, my slightly tipsy mate dared me to go into the Natwest tent to see if there were any freebees. Now, this tent looked scary because it had big ass body-guards outside, but I said "Alright". So I went up to the tent and enquired quite loudly: "You got any free stuff?". At that point I noticed the 100+ people gathered inside the tent looking all business like and sitting down listening to a seminar of some sorts, who had all turned around to look at me. The bodyguards, or whoever they were, said to me, "Go away, we have nothing free." And then came the moment of genius improvisation (i.e LIES) which impressed my mate no end....I said, "We've got accounts with you, so you'd better give us something." With much rolling of eyes, one of the guys went into the tent and brought back two pairs of sunglasses and two pieces of cake. Rock on. And that's how I abused Natwest for their freebees.
The joke is on me now, as I actually do have an account with them, and they suck somewhat. Click 'I like this' if you think Natwest should go to hell.
(Thu 8th Nov 2007, 14:54, More)
» Being told off as an adult
'i'm really disappointed in you....'
Click 'I like this' if you want this phrase to be banned as it is shameful that anybody uses it on anybody :)
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 23:41, More)
'i'm really disappointed in you....'
Click 'I like this' if you want this phrase to be banned as it is shameful that anybody uses it on anybody :)
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 23:41, More)
» Being told off as an adult
So many times....
As a poor student, I am 'home' from university sometimes. Thus I get comments such as these at such times:
'It's 2am, why are you still on the computer!?'
'Why are there condoms in your bin? What if your brother find them?!?'
Curses.
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 17:49, More)
So many times....
As a poor student, I am 'home' from university sometimes. Thus I get comments such as these at such times:
'It's 2am, why are you still on the computer!?'
'Why are there condoms in your bin? What if your brother find them?!?'
Curses.
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 17:49, More)