» My most gullible moment

Toast + Toaster = Bread?
First post in nearly 2 years of lurking in the shadows so be nice!

My most gullible moment was as a child. At the time, I was old enough to know that if u put bread in the toaster it comes out as toast, but still young not to know how stupid i was.

So one day my brother told me that if u put toast in the toaster on the lowest setting it comes out as bread again, me being gullable i believed it, so i tried it, it didnt work. So i went to my brother and said it didnt work, he just said i had to keep trying, so i did. For the next 10 minutes, i toast my single piece of toast to try and make it bread again.

Next thing i know my mum walks in the kithen and asks what am i doing, so i tell her the little story my brother told me. She breaks the news to me that its not true, i felt annoyed by my brother, so i got the burnt piece of toast, put loads of jam and butter on it and gave it to him. He took it from me and said thanks thinking it was a normal piece of toast, little did he know it was very very burnt, he didnt even taste the burntness.

I never did anything my brother said again.
(Thu 21st Aug 2008, 21:20, More)

» Procrastination

College Essay
I have procrastinated that much over the past week, i haven't started a 3000 word essay that was meant to be handed in today. Im busy playing Runescape like a geek!
I guess I will just start it later and hand it in tomorrow...

Apologies for lack of funny, I wasn't born with any funnyness in me.

EDIT: Apologies for shortness aswell, im crap with stories.
(Wed 19th Nov 2008, 16:27, More)