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In the pub one lunch time with a work mate....
...it was his birthday. Only a few of us had come out with him and he (sarcastically) said it was nice of the whole office to join his birthday celebrations - to which I said "It's your party and you can cry if you want to".

His response?

He asked the whole group if anyone had ever cried on their birthday?

He answers his own question...

"I have. I'd just cracked one off and I was feeling a bit lonely so I had a bit of a cry..."
(Sun 9th Sep 2007, 0:25, More)

» Going Too Far

In the pub one lunch time with a work mate....
... it was his birthday. Only a few of us had come out with him and he (sarcastically) said it was nice of the whole office to join his birthday celebrations - to which I said "It's your party and you can cry if you want to".

His response?

He asked the whole group if anyone had ever cried on their birthday?

He answers his own question...

"I have. I'd just cracked off and I was feeling a bit lonely so I had a bit of a cry..."

Que the tumbleweed blowing across the pub....
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 21:12, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Digital SLR enthusiasts beware
One lunch time we're in our rec room having our butties and one of the lads starts reading a copy of Elle that someone had left out. On one page there was an ad for something that had a pic of a photographer stradding over a woman with a cut top on taking a photo of her. The lad that was reading the mag is a keen photograper and he said "I wonder if Amy [girlfriend at the time] would let me shoot down her tits like that..."
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 1:59, More)