» Dumb things you've done

Ok if we're doing not me buts
my sister [blonde babe type whom I adore]

Watching Nigel Benn fight on Sky live from Newcastle [or Manchester all much the same to us Londoners] upon hearing the chimes of Big Ben proclaims to the house full gathered together to watch the fight


......"I didn't know you could hear Big Ben from that far away"

Family legend, gets pulled out every Christmas.
(Sun 23rd Dec 2007, 13:42, More)

» Stalked

Well there was this once
I had an extra marital (look you don't know the circs so who are you to judge?)......a tasty enough bloke.....until my neighbour caught him looking through my curtains watching me playing guitar. Cue then violent hubby storming out, old bill called, me blagging innocence and as you does.
Fair enough he taught me to play but there is a limit to how far tutoring should go no?


Caused a divorce and a whole loada shite he did. Wonder where he is now
(Wed 6th Feb 2008, 22:12, More)

» Dumb things you've done

I put forward the argument
that stories starting 'not me but' should be disqualified.

No disrespect to those that post such entries but , I mean on this subject it's gotta be personal yanno.
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 19:42, More)

» Personal Ads

Like OH MY GOD
I did it once, in the folly of youth, and feeling a little bit not fancied......I answered a personal ad that sounded like the guy was sane, fun, and normal

*bitter larf*

We met in pub in Barking. His name was....*shudders*.....Kevin. He was a bicycle courier.......skinny, greasy haired, buck toothed and boring as Fuck.

So boring in fact that when he went for a slash during our 'date' and the seafood vendor happened to enter the pub I actually paid for a tub of jellied eels. My reasoning being that I had to get some sort of justification or at least a memory out of this mind numbingly uncomfortable experience of social torture.

The eels were fucking vile, but at least I know that I don't like them. At least something positive came out of those 3 long long hours of discomfort.

I did let him down gently. I said I'd phone and didn't.

Eels are long. Deal with it.
(Wed 19th Sep 2007, 18:35, More)

» Dumb things you've done

I once married a crack head
whilst unaware of his habit[s]

Habit[s] being crack & brown

Drove me a dandy hellish dance I can tell you


Mug? Me?


Fuck yes

But, to be fair, it didn't last long, the length was short but sharp.


I may come up with a more stupid thing, given time, but I doubt it
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 18:20, More)