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» Childhood Ambitions
When I grow up, I want to be a doctor....
I recently unearthed some of my writing from the age of four, when I desperately wanted to be a doctor and was really interested in learning about "the body". Highlights:
"I do not like the liver because it's not good."
"The way the brain thinks is interesting because it thinks so hard."
"I love the body because it has all its parts and because it is really helpful to us and does all the things that we like to do."
"There is a body puzzle at school. It looks like a real body. It has the intestines, and the liver, and the stomach, and the brain, and the lungs. We take the body pieces out and put them back in."
And finally...
"It is great to have a body. I like everyone's body."
Probably a good thing I didn't become a doctor, then.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 23:16, More)
When I grow up, I want to be a doctor....
I recently unearthed some of my writing from the age of four, when I desperately wanted to be a doctor and was really interested in learning about "the body". Highlights:
"I do not like the liver because it's not good."
"The way the brain thinks is interesting because it thinks so hard."
"I love the body because it has all its parts and because it is really helpful to us and does all the things that we like to do."
"There is a body puzzle at school. It looks like a real body. It has the intestines, and the liver, and the stomach, and the brain, and the lungs. We take the body pieces out and put them back in."
And finally...
"It is great to have a body. I like everyone's body."
Probably a good thing I didn't become a doctor, then.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 23:16, More)
» Guilty Secrets
Well, might be TMI
... and it's certainly not that entertaining, but my guiltiest secret is likely my, ah, interest in BDSM (bondage, S&M, that sort of thing, right). My friends all go on about their sex dreams and their porn and whatnot, as friends do, but because the only thing that really turns me on is the idea of being tied up or dominated or such things, I feel like I shouldn't share. What's more, I'm female, and it's hard to feel like you can be a feminist if your fantasies are about slavery and subjugation. I know it's reasonably normal (as fetishes go, anyway) and at least it's legal. But of all the things you can talk about, sex-wise, this isn't one of them - especially for a teenager. I'm not ashamed of what I'm into - I'm just sick of being a "pervert".
Yeah, that was TMI.
(Sat 1st Sep 2007, 7:01, More)
Well, might be TMI
... and it's certainly not that entertaining, but my guiltiest secret is likely my, ah, interest in BDSM (bondage, S&M, that sort of thing, right). My friends all go on about their sex dreams and their porn and whatnot, as friends do, but because the only thing that really turns me on is the idea of being tied up or dominated or such things, I feel like I shouldn't share. What's more, I'm female, and it's hard to feel like you can be a feminist if your fantasies are about slavery and subjugation. I know it's reasonably normal (as fetishes go, anyway) and at least it's legal. But of all the things you can talk about, sex-wise, this isn't one of them - especially for a teenager. I'm not ashamed of what I'm into - I'm just sick of being a "pervert".
Yeah, that was TMI.
(Sat 1st Sep 2007, 7:01, More)
» My first experience of porn
Because I'm such a nerd
I started out with the classics. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover. It was the way I legitimized my interests. I've since made a sort of study out of 18th and 19th century porn, and some of it is pretty interesting. I've written countless school papers on historical porn and will happily discuss it at length with teachers and people my age alike. Porn is such a fascinating indicator of a society's development.
Yeah, don't get me wrong. A lot of it is arousing too.
(Sun 28th Jan 2007, 7:59, More)
Because I'm such a nerd
I started out with the classics. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover. It was the way I legitimized my interests. I've since made a sort of study out of 18th and 19th century porn, and some of it is pretty interesting. I've written countless school papers on historical porn and will happily discuss it at length with teachers and people my age alike. Porn is such a fascinating indicator of a society's development.
Yeah, don't get me wrong. A lot of it is arousing too.
(Sun 28th Jan 2007, 7:59, More)
» School Trips
It's not quite school, but...
Last year my orchestra went on tour to Sweden, Finland and Russia. Cue much debauchery - this is an orchestra, after all, and in Russia where the drinking laws are somewhat less stringent. Much vodka smuggled into rooms. One bloke must have been drunk constantly the entire time we were there.
The chaperones imposed a rule that a boy and a girl couldn't be in a room together with the door closed, allegedly to stop carnal activity. Little did the chaperones know that their plan backfired - they happened upon plenty of public snogging (and more), and the odd orgy with the door closed.
Teenagers are just exciting that way.
(Sat 9th Dec 2006, 5:05, More)
It's not quite school, but...
Last year my orchestra went on tour to Sweden, Finland and Russia. Cue much debauchery - this is an orchestra, after all, and in Russia where the drinking laws are somewhat less stringent. Much vodka smuggled into rooms. One bloke must have been drunk constantly the entire time we were there.
The chaperones imposed a rule that a boy and a girl couldn't be in a room together with the door closed, allegedly to stop carnal activity. Little did the chaperones know that their plan backfired - they happened upon plenty of public snogging (and more), and the odd orgy with the door closed.
Teenagers are just exciting that way.
(Sat 9th Dec 2006, 5:05, More)
» Too much information
That one time on a school trip...
In a hotel room far from home, a dozen kids were playing "Ten Fingers", that game where you say something you haven't done and if anyone else in the group has done it they put down a finger. Theoretically you "win" if you're the last one with any fingers, but of course it looks much better to be the first one out.
Anyway, because it was an academic trip, most of the kids were pretty nerdy, and hadn't really done anything scandalous. On the other hand, two of my best friends were on the trip - and as nerdy kids go they're fairly scandalous. I've heard all their stories before, so I had license to laugh hysterically. But they went back and forth: "I've never earned my red wings." "I've never jacked off with jalapeno juice on my hands." (this is apparently incredibly painful) The nerds kept giving my friends nervous glances, and definitely wouldn't look them in the eye the next day.
It was also the only game of Ten Fingers I've ever played in which I haven't been the last one out, so that just goes to show you what a chaste crowd this was.
(Sat 8th Sep 2007, 1:00, More)
That one time on a school trip...
In a hotel room far from home, a dozen kids were playing "Ten Fingers", that game where you say something you haven't done and if anyone else in the group has done it they put down a finger. Theoretically you "win" if you're the last one with any fingers, but of course it looks much better to be the first one out.
Anyway, because it was an academic trip, most of the kids were pretty nerdy, and hadn't really done anything scandalous. On the other hand, two of my best friends were on the trip - and as nerdy kids go they're fairly scandalous. I've heard all their stories before, so I had license to laugh hysterically. But they went back and forth: "I've never earned my red wings." "I've never jacked off with jalapeno juice on my hands." (this is apparently incredibly painful) The nerds kept giving my friends nervous glances, and definitely wouldn't look them in the eye the next day.
It was also the only game of Ten Fingers I've ever played in which I haven't been the last one out, so that just goes to show you what a chaste crowd this was.
(Sat 8th Sep 2007, 1:00, More)