» Beautiful but Bonkers

My missus is BONKERS
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Need to let you all know my missus is a complete mad bitch, she's beat me up several times, not because I am a wimp she'd just hard when she's off on one, any way tried pummeling her in the fudge basket once.

Ended up with nearly getting my head smashed in with a rolling pin and then having the police arrest me because she said I assaulted her, she hit herself to make sure she had marks.

F@#king police didnt even let me get dressed, was a cold night in the cells I tell you!!! well until 'Big Dave' cuddled me anyway.

Length & Girth, Dave had it all!!!

(oh yeah, she is really really really good looking & amazing in the sheets or anywhere in fact, so can't be arsed to find another)
(Tue 21st Nov 2006, 9:55, More)