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Hello, I'm Male, 18 19 20 21, Student/Lurky B3tan. I just come here for the fun.

The Talented HappyToast honored me with a zombification!

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You are HP-UX. You're still strong despite the passage of time.  Though few understand you, those who do love you deeply and appreciate you.
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» When were you last really scared?

Sleep Walking
Last Night i was out on the razz, got mondo pissed and staggered home. Had myself a shoddily made ham sandwhich then striped off to the generic male sleeping attire (boxers) and fell drunkenly to sleep. Skip 2 hours later i wake up outside the front door of the block of flats... Err... WTF!!! Standing outside in Newcastle, in February wearing nought but my undies. absolutely Shite myself, the moment of stomach sinking, pan spanging realisation that i'm locked out at 4 in the morning. Freaked out... (fortunately my screams of Fuck and Shit were heard by a flatmate through his open window and he saved my cold cold ass.)
(Fri 23rd Feb 2007, 20:36, More)

» Dentists

A Scare
i was at my routine Checkup a couple of years ago. The dentist does his thing, making me uncomfortable by ramming his hands in my face and after a couple of minutes of some random jibberish i get a *pasue* "What the HELL is that!?"....
.... Shit myself... bastard.
twas nothing to worry about either, the git...
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 1:29, More)