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35 year old architect... not bald

Recent front page messages:


clickness bigness

my site
(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 14:05, More)


click here for bigger version with rock soundtrack!
(and only 200kb)
(Fri 30th May 2003, 11:57, More)

Hand to Hand Paintballing
The cry came from the 15 year old marshall with the unhealthy obsesion with the military.. "Fix Bayonets!"

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 11:55, More)

I always wondered what that really was

(Mon 26th Aug 2002, 15:05, More)

To scared kittens Rolf is the fifth emergency service

(Sat 10th Aug 2002, 12:09, More)

Best answers to questions:

» The Meaning Of Giff

A person who changes from portrait to landscape mode half way through a video.
(Tue 1st May 2018, 12:47, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Hebbing End
the section of a powerpoint presentation that extends beyond the projection surface and instead is projected onto some nearby curtains or ceiling tiles.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 15:56, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Tubbenden (v)
sitting at the front of a DLR carriage and pretending to be driver.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 16:10, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

in the cubicle of the shitter in the edinburgh uni architecfture dept
someone had used letraset to write "willy" and "bum" very neatly in impact 18 point.

also on the same wall

"leo sayer, what a player"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:16, More)

» Stupid Tourists

in edinburgh.. american tourists
"why'd they have to put the castle at the top of the hill?"
"Isn't in neat they put the castle so close to the stores?" (this one is definitly real)
"Can I have the Sausage and chips.. but just the regular not the super".... chipper guy: "No dear.. that's supper* "

*scottish term for 'with chips'
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:11, More)
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