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A girl i used to know
This is the first time i've ever posted on the boards but reading through this QOTW i felt i needed to contribute.
i used to know this girl and oh god she stank.
she went to my primary and my high school.
my first story isnt about her stink but about what once happened on a school trip back in year 6. we were put into groups for orienteering. i ended up in a group with my best friend and the girl.
at one point i was alone with this girl so i told her that if she really needed to go to the toilet she could just go in the bushes. i dont know why i said this to her, i guess i thought it was funny at the time.
all thought of the conversation with the girl forgotten we were happily walking back towards the meeting point down a small path when my friend stopped and told me to turn around.
when i turned around all i could see was this girl standing in the middle of the path pissing THROUGH her trousers (and she had extremely hairy bits for a 10 year old). we just screamed a lot then actually did something about it.
i admitted to my friend what i had said and she laughed for a while, then we asked her why she did it through her trousers, apparently her mother did it as well...
while she got changed we managed to tell everyone, but about half an hour after that we were made to say we lied and everyone hated us for picking on the weird kid...
anyway, back to personal hygiene, this girl obviously had none. fast forward to high school, girls changing rooms:
"GOD IT STINKS IN HERE"
"WHO SMELLS LIKE THAT"
etc etc, all the girls did it, and all the girls knew it was that girl, but everyone felt sorry for her at the same time. i mean, she was so slow.
ive just realised this isnt really that relevant but its funny so ill post it anyway.
(Tue 27th Mar 2007, 15:00, More)