» My sex misconceptions

Birds and feathers...
Some how I managed to convince my younger brother than women dont have pubic hair but they have pubic feathers instead. I told him thats why women are sometimes called birds. He believed it for years!
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 10:50, More)

» Food sabotage

Boss fart laa!
This is my first ever propper post on a B3ta QOTW. So anyhow...

I'd just started this job within a small company as the general office run around/parts person.

The MD asked me to make him a brew, I did and apparently it was in the wrong mug, so I was sent back to the kitchen to make another fresh cup on tea in a different colour mug as he didn't drink out of anything but white mugs (and I was supposed to know this how?!).

I decided to fart in the new white mug before brewing up, I held it to the seat of my trousers and let rip, a propper beer fart aided by the previous nights Stella.

I couldn't help but giggle as I watched him drink the tea afterwards. Awesome!
(Fri 19th Sep 2008, 14:26, More)