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My first post:

Everyone was very nice to me so I treated myself to a tasty kebab for lunch

This was my second post:

which, to prove how fast one can jump the shark, is a weak pun on the word 'flag', creating a barely amusing confusion between 'flag' to mean,

a piece of cloth, varying in size, shape, color, and design, usually attached at one edge to a staff or cord, and used as the symbol of a nation, state, or organization

and 'flag' to mean,

a flat stone slab used esp. for paving.

And another one, a drawing this time...

...because I haven't been able to think of anything even nearly funny to post for ages.

Post Number 5:

I'm giving myself a 5/10 for this one. Might as well get some semi-praise from somewhere.

6: Welcome to Pea-dogeddon:

7: Christmas Cheer:

8: Yup, I've given up now:

I'm just changing one letter in a word of things that people have heard of once these days.

9: So it's come to pass:


10: Futilitys' last bow:

It's some sort of half-joke about "Suicide Bummers", or something

BANG! And my jokes are gone

Then I actually entered a competition for once:

And then I spent about a month doing this with paint and online gif animators:

It was a nightmare. And not quite worth it.

Then, after a 'wilderness' period of introspection and self-loathing:

Right back to the start.

Teh Pob:

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» * PFFT *

Does anyone...
...have any stories about an unexpected fart accident? Anyone?
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 11:46, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Oh yes...
...and in Newcastle-under-Lyme (near sunny Stoke) someone wrote "PHIL BABB"* in foot high letters about ten years ago. It's still there, bemusing passers-by.

*hilariously crappy late 90's Liverpool defender, in case you don't like sport
(Wed 9th May 2007, 15:59, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

From Corporate Greed to Right-On Lefty Sloganeering in One Letter...
Just off Oxford Road in Manchester, they've had the novel* idea of turning an old mill into swanky apartments. Being near the student halls, the assorted trustafarian Ollies, Gileses and Jessicas have been spraying tiresome slogans like "YUPPIE PRISONS BUILT ON THE GRAVES OF THE WORKING MAN" etc onto the billboards, before they smugly wandered off to smoke more "doobies" and engage in tiresome cod-philosophy.

However, one morning as I walked past the building's 'Marketing Suite', someone had removed the "U" from the glitzy aluminium sign, and spray painted an "H" in it's place.

It actually made me laugh out loud, and it stayed that way for a week.


*not novel at all

--EDIT-- Oh great, someone beat me to it (see below) and only by a couple of minutes too. Arses. And they've got photos. Bah!
(Wed 9th May 2007, 15:49, More)