» Pathological Liars

Personally
I don't think lies are the worst things in the world. I mean, if you told everyone exactly what you thought everyday, most of us would be in jail. I sound like a publicist for lies now don't I?

Making relationships possible since we were monkeys-Lies.
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 15:05, More)

» Voyeurism

When I was Fresh
At the end of my freshman year, I had just taken my civics exam, and was thoroughly bored. So I ended up drawing a half-nude guy just to see if I could. While I was doing this, the teacher snuck up behind me, smiled really wide, and walked away.

I didn't get in trouble. If she didn't notice, then why did she smile? Did she see and not care? The question haunts me to this day.
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 1:20, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

It was in school, actually.
As part of the abysmal sex ed, in middle school they showed us two videos depicting actual childbirth. My friend posted of the horrors of them in her blog, so I turned my head when it started to get sickening. But curiosity got the better of me a couple times...*shudder*
(Tue 26th Jun 2007, 3:33, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

Two lessons taught
First one was at a new years party when I was younger, and I was talking about something I had done. My older cousin says, "What is it? You name it, I've done it." Sensing an opportunity, I said it was buggering Dubya. He mumbled a few words in disgust and shut up.

Now the more recent one. There's a kid at school who just had surgery, so he can't lift things.

Kid: *is rolling backpack into classroom*
Asshole: You're so lazy you're rolling it in, etc....
Me: He got his gallbladder removed.
Asshole: *oops* I'm a jackass!
(Wed 2nd May 2007, 20:10, More)

» My first experience of porn

Simple.
Fanfiction.
AKA fanporn.
Joycelyn Elders would be proud.
(Sat 27th Jan 2007, 5:01, More)