» * PFFT *

i remember my primary school
it was the last year and someone had to break the smell barrier with everyone pissing themselves the teacher suddenly jumps to his feet and states that "this is not comical and when smelling you inhale particles of the object you are smelling, its like eating somebodys flatulance"

cue silence
then girl bursting into tears
she was and still is a bit of a tit
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 14:31, More)

» Too much information

a little different
this was from my friend who is not on the bright side. he said that a paedophile lived next door until his mother found out, went next door, and proceeded to "fist his girlfriend."

length ?? as big as her arm.
(Fri 7th Sep 2007, 20:12, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

im still a teen
about a month ago i was pissed off at my dad

cant remember why

but anyway, he was upstairs in his room doing whatever old people do

i went into the kitchen and filled a bucket of water from the sink

and poured it on the kitchen floor

the kitchen floor is wood

i went into the garage and turned off all the electricity

then i hid

now, to get to the garage, you have to go to through the kitchen

yeh, you guessed right


he went into the kitchen, slipped, soaked himself and got covered in large black bruises

ive never laughed so much in my life
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 16:39, More)