» Guilty Secrets

Feels Like the First Time
At a dorm party in my early college days, I found myself on the floor drunkenly massaging the shoulders of a, um, rather voluptuous woman - or, more precisely, her ass was bigger than my entire body. Virgin that I was, and absolutely tanked besides, I didn't pick up on the significance of her request to "walk her home." Having grown-up in a college town, walking the women home was just something you did with no obligation for sex assumed.

We get through the door and she tackles me. I eventually get away - and this is where the virgin thing becomes significant - and head back to the party....with my fly unzipped and the "little love-hammer" poking out. It took around a half hour for me to catch on and, no, I don't think the turgidity subsided at any point during that time.

Normal now, but no less excitable...
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 22:54, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Tales from the Road...
As a lot of people have said up the thread, this one is pretty tame. But it's also kinda funny...

I've done some cycling in my day, a lot of it on rural roads where road-kill is abundant. Now, you'll get plenty of bloated corpses, messy innards stretched out along the roadway, but one particularly picturesque arrangement stood out.

On one trip, I came across a mound of hairy mammal, smaller than cat, bigger than a rat, etc. I couldn't make it out and, halfway through thinking, "Hmmm...wonder what that was..."

There it was: a rabbit's head balanced on the road as if growing out of it and looking straight back down the road at its body. I still think someone had to have placed that one.
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 0:16, More)