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Eastenders
back in days of yore when i was a young lad at the tender age of 15, there was this girl in school. i hated her B/f he was a stuck up twunt, but his g/f would occasionaly hang out with me and ma mat as she would always be fallin out with him coz she fancied goin to a different butchers for her pork as it were. Anyway one he and her fall out and she rings around but everyone is busy but me so i tell here to come ova. Now this girl is known for gettin around a bit and is 2yrs older than me so she came round, and asked if she could watch eastenders coz it was an important episode me being a gentleman said "No Probs". but by the ime eastenders came on we'd been fumbling for about 45mins when she said "I've Got Condoms". Go on my son woz the chant in my head i though fan-bloomin-tastic so i'm all prepaired and ready. Now Is Where it turns you i have an overactive growth hormone and am rather tall and large in all areas i.e size 13 feet and 6'5 but im put together like a rugby player (coz i am one) so i'm a big boy as it were and you guessed it it was like trying to squeeze a needle through the eye of a needle so i neve got to lose it then, on the other had it was gr8 my popularity went up tenfold as she told all her mate about it so they all wanted to try it would be a year later befor i could find sumone to accomadate, and still to this day when i walk into my local all the guy do th dum dum dum dum dum dum, easterenders theme an it still brings a smile to my face
(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 16:06, More)

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Ahh to be 18
when i woz 18 i went into my bank and said "can i get a £50 overdraft" No was the promt answer but we can give you a credit card with a £1000 limit "Kaching" i thought spent it on a laptop from currys the reliesed i'd been robbed coz it woz shit i could of got dounle specs for an extra £100 then i proceeded to wank away the rest on you guessed it BEER. Then went shopping one day and got roped into applyin for a monument credit card with 9months balance tranfer intrest free so i got that only aftyer i got it they told me that it was only for £500 so i could transfer my balance so i then proceeded to piss it up walls on a friday night, changed adresses that many times i cant even list them all that was 2yrs ago and the banks still havent even posted a letter as far as im aware!!!!! if they do catch me i'll just say i was backpacking in india and left my ex g/f in chagre of my finaces, it worked for my mate they wrote off the intrest an just had to pay what he used back
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 23:46, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

Deaglun
not a problem aplogy accepted, i must of hit the 2 instead of 5 on the numeric pad, i send my condolense to you regarding the opera
(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 19:43, More)

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On saturday gon as i'm tempe]oraly stayin in glasgow i decided to enjoy a night of clubbin after many bottles of gaymers and chattin with my cousins a young lady approached me on the dance floor, just the my cousin came sweepin in and reminded me that i was on the dance floor on the way to the toilet when i returned from said toilet the girl was gone, my cousin informed me she went home coz she woz drunk but while waitin outside i saw her agin turned out my cousin lied t stop me gettin any action although i cant remeber what she looked like i'm sure she was ok'ish but my cousin ashures me she was a bint. oh and for people commenting about my Eastenders Post i wasnt tryin to boast mearly write down what happened on my first time. turns out i'm actully average but i had just grown up quicker than most other boys my age
(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 17:35, More)