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» Bedroom Disasters

Lots and lots of poo
Not me, but a friend, let's cal him Al (for that was his name... yadda yadda yadda).
A couple of years ago he goes out one night, ends up in a club dancing with some hot girl. They're pretty pissed and all seems to be going well. After a few more shots she suggests going back to hers. Al jumps at the chance and soon they're in her bedroom having drunken fumbley sex.
The next thing he knows he's woken up in the middle of the night with a strange sensation. Kind of wet, kind of squidgy and then the stench hits him. He's shat everywhere. He gets out of bed slowly, so as not to wake his poor unfortunate one night stand and makes his way to the bathroom to clean himself up.
Once in the bathroom he starts to panic. He doesn't know what to do. The girl is still asleep in the bed, so he can't take the sheets off to wash them without waking her. He doesn't want to wake her. He's decided, he's going to do a runner, but all his clothes are in the room. He'll have to sneak in the room, retrieve his clothes and then quietly leave.
As he opens the door as gently as he can, the shock hit's him. She's awake. But not only is she awake...... she's wanking whilst smearing herself in his shit and beckoning him. He's figures he's got 2 options - Either turn and run like the clappers, or get stuck in for a second round. He doesn't know which to choose. Having ever been into scat he thinks about leaving but maybe the alcohol and the fact that this girl was a hottie makes him go against his better judgement. He dives back in. It's only after they've finished that she tells him she spiked him with laxatives. Then he ran.
(Wed 29th Jun 2011, 22:19, More)