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» Public Sex
The car bonnet
While courting my then wife-to-be, and now wife-who-never-should-have-been, we were limited for places to copulate, mainly by her still living at home with her parents.
This young lady was pretty reserved when we first got together but that soon changed.
I remember the night we left the pub and got into my car to head home, she had consumed enough alcohol to make her a little carefree and whipped my old man out, as I was driving, and got down to trying to suck my testicles out through my japs eye.
Fortunately one of us hadn't been drinking and, while I don't condone this dangerous driving, I managed to keep the car on the straight and narrow.
After a short way I saw a country lane, turned down it and found a gateway in which we could get on with the deed.
Now my car at the time was only very small and with her being 5'8" and me being 6'1" there wasn't a huge amount of room for serious lovin'.
What did we do? The only thing we could do under the circumstances. Picture this, if you can, a beautiful clear night around 10.30 (so nice and dark), her on the bonnet of my car, naked except for her boots, and me with her legs on my shoulders giving her some serious pounding, all this while still wearing my boots.
What an experience, polished the bonnet up lovely too......
(Wed 29th Apr 2009, 13:16, More)
The car bonnet
While courting my then wife-to-be, and now wife-who-never-should-have-been, we were limited for places to copulate, mainly by her still living at home with her parents.
This young lady was pretty reserved when we first got together but that soon changed.
I remember the night we left the pub and got into my car to head home, she had consumed enough alcohol to make her a little carefree and whipped my old man out, as I was driving, and got down to trying to suck my testicles out through my japs eye.
Fortunately one of us hadn't been drinking and, while I don't condone this dangerous driving, I managed to keep the car on the straight and narrow.
After a short way I saw a country lane, turned down it and found a gateway in which we could get on with the deed.
Now my car at the time was only very small and with her being 5'8" and me being 6'1" there wasn't a huge amount of room for serious lovin'.
What did we do? The only thing we could do under the circumstances. Picture this, if you can, a beautiful clear night around 10.30 (so nice and dark), her on the bonnet of my car, naked except for her boots, and me with her legs on my shoulders giving her some serious pounding, all this while still wearing my boots.
What an experience, polished the bonnet up lovely too......
(Wed 29th Apr 2009, 13:16, More)
» Public Sex
The ladies....
While in a "relationship" with a work colleague some years ago we nipped out to the local pub at lunchtime for a diet coke, a kiss and cuddle and to enjoy the summer sun. The kiss and cuddle in the beer garden got to the stage where I had to obtain some release before I'd be in a position to return to work.
She, in her infinite wisdom, suggested the ladies. The pub was empty and quiet so why not I thought. Off we went, into the ladies, into a cubicle and got down to it against the wall.
After a few minutes of frantic banging we heard the outside toilet door open so we both froze until we heard it open again, predicting that the person had now left the toilet. A moment later the door went again, this time the landlady's dulcet tones were heard saying "come on then, let's have you out"!
My lady friend, bless her, tried to brazen it out by saying she was just using the toilet and playing innocent, I was still going at it by the way, always hesitant to give up on a good thing.
The landlady was insistent that she (we) come out of the cubicle; we eventually did, very red faced (well I wasn't stopping till I'd squirted my dirt now was I?), and left the pub, never to return there ever again.
Great fun was had by all.........
First post, now back to lurking.
(Wed 29th Apr 2009, 12:53, More)
The ladies....
While in a "relationship" with a work colleague some years ago we nipped out to the local pub at lunchtime for a diet coke, a kiss and cuddle and to enjoy the summer sun. The kiss and cuddle in the beer garden got to the stage where I had to obtain some release before I'd be in a position to return to work.
She, in her infinite wisdom, suggested the ladies. The pub was empty and quiet so why not I thought. Off we went, into the ladies, into a cubicle and got down to it against the wall.
After a few minutes of frantic banging we heard the outside toilet door open so we both froze until we heard it open again, predicting that the person had now left the toilet. A moment later the door went again, this time the landlady's dulcet tones were heard saying "come on then, let's have you out"!
My lady friend, bless her, tried to brazen it out by saying she was just using the toilet and playing innocent, I was still going at it by the way, always hesitant to give up on a good thing.
The landlady was insistent that she (we) come out of the cubicle; we eventually did, very red faced (well I wasn't stopping till I'd squirted my dirt now was I?), and left the pub, never to return there ever again.
Great fun was had by all.........
First post, now back to lurking.
(Wed 29th Apr 2009, 12:53, More)
» I should have been arrested
Never mind 'should have been arrested'....
I think MatJ and Scaryduck should be arrested just for this QOTW; it must be the slowest and least contributed QOTW on record....
In my opinion anyway.
(Wed 1st Feb 2012, 12:14, More)
Never mind 'should have been arrested'....
I think MatJ and Scaryduck should be arrested just for this QOTW; it must be the slowest and least contributed QOTW on record....
In my opinion anyway.
(Wed 1st Feb 2012, 12:14, More)
» Overheard secrets
Santa Pod
While at Santa Pod for a weekend of beer, fast cars and beautiful British weather under canvas we got completely rained on.
On one of the nights friends of ours in the next tent went to bed still arguing about something, in fact I fell asleep still listening to their heated words.
Oddly enough I was woken up later (it was too dark to see how much later) to the sounds of them making up from their argument....
(Fri 26th Aug 2011, 13:01, More)
Santa Pod
While at Santa Pod for a weekend of beer, fast cars and beautiful British weather under canvas we got completely rained on.
On one of the nights friends of ours in the next tent went to bed still arguing about something, in fact I fell asleep still listening to their heated words.
Oddly enough I was woken up later (it was too dark to see how much later) to the sounds of them making up from their argument....
(Fri 26th Aug 2011, 13:01, More)
» Overheard secrets
Damn
Second....
When in my early teens I was friendly with the lad next door and we used to knock around together doing all sorts of boyish things and getting into trouble....
I managed to acquire some voice inducted telephone handsets (courtesy of a friendly British Coal fitter) which we installed in our bedrooms, via a cable along the guttering, allowing us to talk whenever we wanted to arrange our next batch of immature loutish behaviour.
One day I heard him getting a real good rollicking off his (much) older brother who then proceeded to give him a good hiding. We never spoke of this moment, I don't even know if he knew I was listening in, I felt dirty for hearing the whole exchange....
(Thu 25th Aug 2011, 13:41, More)
Damn
Second....
When in my early teens I was friendly with the lad next door and we used to knock around together doing all sorts of boyish things and getting into trouble....
I managed to acquire some voice inducted telephone handsets (courtesy of a friendly British Coal fitter) which we installed in our bedrooms, via a cable along the guttering, allowing us to talk whenever we wanted to arrange our next batch of immature loutish behaviour.
One day I heard him getting a real good rollicking off his (much) older brother who then proceeded to give him a good hiding. We never spoke of this moment, I don't even know if he knew I was listening in, I felt dirty for hearing the whole exchange....
(Thu 25th Aug 2011, 13:41, More)