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» Failed

In Heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here.
Sobriety tests, assorted.

1. "Peter Piper pikciked peckjcszxzxzsxcsczczzx".

2. "Straight line officer? Why certainly".. "Please stop hugging the central reservation sir"

3. "Have you had any alcoholic beverages tonight sir?"...... "Go bollocks pig!"
(Mon 8th Jan 2007, 12:37, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

The Mediterranean Temperament
On a restaurant's sun lounger in Kos (having spent the entire night on it - not merely a noon nap). Rudely awaken by irate Greek proprietor hitting me with a rake.


Length? You bet, pointy too.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 15:00, More)

» School Trips

School Trip
Bullies got me with a classic double-team manouevre. One crouching behind as a knee height stumbling block. The other in front equipped with friendly smile and not so friendly double-handed shove. Bad, bad trip.
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 14:26, More)