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» Picky Eaters

Protein Boy
Ah Protein Boy (aka Aryan Youth, being as he was Hitler's Wet Dream), strong as an ox, big as a... big fridge
Protein Boy was so called because of his dairy addiction - milk, eggs, cheese. But mostly just milk and eggs. And I mean a LOT of milk; at least 3 pints a day, swigged in great gulps
He hasn't had a hear attack yet, but he is only 23
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 17:11, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Quad bikes
Action! Adventure! The chance to total yourself like Rick Mayall and Ozzy have before you!
Yes, quad bikes have it all... including a somewhat frightening tendency to rocket from a dirt track through chicken wire, wooden posts, tyres and finnaly up a dirt bank, pitching the rather heavy machine onto your prone body as you back flip and attempt unsuccessfully to stop a ton of metal with your chin.
Great pain and suffering not really helped by attendant rushing over, looking between me and the bike for a few moments, plumping for the latter which he rights and dusts off before sitting down for a well earned cigarette break.

Girlish shreaking and purple-black knees are apparently not well liked down in Cornwall.
(Thu 22nd Feb 2007, 16:15, More)